Blog by Brett

Cracker Barrel's $700M Branding Oops
They rolled out a new logo, ditching the old man and barrel, and the internet absolutely torched them. By week's end, their stock dropped double digits, political commentators jumped in, and the brand quietly said: actually, never mind, we're keeping the original.
Your Merch Should Whisper, Not Shout
Merch without a story is like a movie without a script. You sit through it, but no one remembers it.
In an era of endless Zoom calls and digital ads, a real, physical gift hits different. There's something about holding a branded object in your hands that creates an emotional connection no app can match.

Walk into any corporate storage room and you'll find the evidence.

Boxes of branded fidget spinners from 2017. Tote bags with typos. Water bottles that leak. Stress balls that don't relieve stress…they create it.

This is the Swag Industrial Complex in action.

I walked into a client's office and spotted...

War on Swag
For years, I pushed stress balls, branded pens, and USB drives that nobody wanted. I told myself I was "building brands" while filling storage closets with forgotten tchotchkes.