Blog categorized as Anti-Swag

The $24 Billion Waste Machine
Here's the uncomfortable truth: 89% of branded items get thrown away within six months. Your custom pens, stress balls, and logo t-shirts aren't creating brand loyalty…they're creating brand pollution.

Walk into any corporate storage room and you'll find the evidence.

Boxes of branded fidget spinners from 2017. Tote bags with typos. Water bottles that leak. Stress balls that don't relieve stress…they create it.

This is the Swag Industrial Complex in action.

I walked into a client's office and spotted...

War on Swag
For years, I pushed stress balls, branded pens, and USB drives that nobody wanted. I told myself I was "building brands" while filling storage closets with forgotten tchotchkes.