Brand Threads

Branded hoodies that say "We're Family" while employees burn out. Motivational mugs that mock the very values they're supposed to represent. That's why promotional products end up in landfills within six months.

The problem isn't quality. It's quantity. We've convinced ourselves that more touchpoints equal more impact. That 12 items in a gift box is better than one. That matching every competitor's merch offering shows we're "comprehensive."

Here's the uncomfortable truth: 89% of branded items get thrown away within six months. Your custom pens, stress balls, and logo t-shirts aren't creating brand loyalty…they're creating brand pollution.

Welcome to 2025, where your font choice becomes a political statement and your logo update gets dissected by cable news.